Tranny Tackles the Cinema: The Films of 3/31

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I really thought D&D would break 40M this weekend, but 38.5M is still a promising start.
Shazam already below 5M at weekend #3, wow.
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I wouldn't be surprised if that performance for His Only Son was an attempt by Evangelicals to push the "D&D is Satanic" narrative they've long believed onto audiences. Yes, it had an A Cinemascore and it was from the producers of The Chosen but was any non-church person aware of this movie before it started appearing on coming soon lists? This will drop hard in the second weekend as Prime has that Mark Burnett-produced movie arriving.

I also took a look at the distributor's forthcoming movies and saw they've got their own Unplanned-inspired conspiracy theory piece in the works, focusing on how evil pharmaceutical companies are. Yes, they do charge up the ass for things but I'd rather trust medication and a good doctor than praying to something that probably doesn't exist to cure a life-threatening illness.
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Weekend Actuals:
1.Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves $37.2 mil
2.John Wick: Chapter 4 $28.3 mil
3.His Only Son $5.5 mil
4.Scream VI $5.3 mil
5.Creed III $5 mil
6.Shazam!: Fury of the Gods $4.6 mil
7.A Thousand and One $1.8 mil
8.65 $1.6 mil
9.Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania $1.2 mil
10.Jesus Revolution $1 mil

PTA:
1.Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves $9,651
2.John Wick: Chapter 4 $7,353
3.A Thousand and One $1,939 (926 theaters)
4.Scream VI $1,769
5.Creed III $1,561
BRING BRENDAN FRASER BACK TO THE BIG SCREEN DAMN IT
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