SPEARE'S TIPS - The Films of 9/2/11

[BanksIsDaFuture]

I cannot fathom how anyone in the world would want to pay money to see Shark Night 3D. Sharks in a lake eating terrible TV actors? Plus paying an extra $3 because I doubt many theaters will run it in 2D. Fuck off with that jive!

[Buscemi]

Shark Night 3-D is a fucking joke. It's Piranha 3-D without the gore, humor or anything that made it one of 2010's best films.

And Mister I, stop joking.

[Geezer]

Mr. I is making a late run for MVP of the forum 2011 Keep up the good work!

[MisterInformative]

and Piranha 3D was basically just the big screen version of any made-for-TV movie on SyFy...

[ROBDude]

I still don't get why Shark Night 3D got a PG-13 Rating! I mean, there are a lot of horror films that have been rated PG-13 (Ex. Insidious, The Forgotten), but it's a Shark Flick! It should've been rated R because of the violence and gorey scenes it has filmed. It's just like Piranha 3D, but with a PG-13 rating.

[transformers2]

Shark Night 3D is going to be unintentional comic gold mine. I plan on seeing it in the theater just to laugh at it (I more then likely won't have to pay for it though)

[Chienfantome]

Shark Night 3D is going to be unintentional comic gold mine. I plan on seeing it in the theater just to laugh at it (I more then likely won't have to pay for it though)

It's probable I'll do the same Tranny. I love those kind of "so bad it's enjoyable" flicks

[Buscemi]

and Piranha 3D was basically just the big screen version of any made-for-TV movie on SyFy...

Anything that has John Sayles involved is leagues above a movie on Syfy.

[Ron Burgundy]

geez, shut the fuck up. I hate it how you try and make blogging into a competion....

NOW, YOU TELL ME, HOW DOES A MOVIE LIKE SHARK NIGHT 3D EVEN MAKE A SINGLE CENT,ANSWER, BECAUSE OF ALL THE DICKHEADS WHO GO AND WATCH IT. (99% of profit will come from the US of A).
piranha i havent seen but......why am i even talkin about such dreck

[W]

geez, shut the fuck up. I hate it how you try and make blogging into a competion....

NOW, YOU TELL ME, HOW DOES A MOVIE LIKE SHARK NIGHT 3D EVEN MAKE A SINGLE CENT,ANSWER, BECAUSE OF ALL THE DICKHEADS WHO GO AND WATCH IT. (99% of profit will come from the US of A).
piranha i havent seen but......why am i even talkin about such dreck

I was confused at first... I thought you were pissed off at Geezer at first. I had to look back and see what he said. Turns out, nothing.

Anyways, Piranha was really good. Funny, gory, not mind-bending in any way. If you're bored and don't want something intellectual, it's worth a view.

[Geezer]

Yeah, I read that and thought, "hey, what the hell did I do??"

[Buscemi]

Piranha is on Showtime this Saturday. If you have it, watch it.

[W]

And I hope a ton of "dickheads" see Shark Night!

[ROBDude]

Piranha is on Showtime this Saturday. If you have it, watch it.

I'll watch it to find out if it's good or not.

[W]

You're not old enough yet.