Scenario X

[Ron Burgundy]

Ok, so another time wasting game, again, very simple. All it is, Ill name a Scenario from a famous film, and you will give your answer based on either what you want to do (either the dream version or the real life self or whatever) or what should have been done in the film, totally up to you, lets see if we can generate some answers that might have been better in the actual film itself...

Scenario 1
Saw

The End part...

[JohnErle]

You lost me, Ron. Plus I've never seen any Saw film.

[Buscemi]

I would ask about the significance of the dead guy and why he is there. When we realize that he's not dead, I would ask "How's your back? Sleeping on that floor can't be good for you".

[Shrykespeare]

Oh, so it's tongue-in-cheek?

Besides, I thought Jigsaw drugged himself so that he would stay immobile rather than just "playing dead" the whole time. Maybe I remember it wrong.

[numbersix]

He did, Shryke, which makes no real sense. You still breathe, even if "immobile" or comatose, or whatever. So in my version the two would realise he's alive, the whole plan would fall apart, and the world would be saved from a bunch of ridiculous sequels.

[Ron Burgundy]

Six wins...

Scenario 2
The Empire Strikes Back

scene where Luke learns about his real father

[Buscemi]

Luke: You're joking, right?
Vader: No, I'm serious.
Luke: Hmm, all this time I thought my father was dead and it turns out, I was talking to him all this time.
Vader: Yeah, things are weird like that. You want to have lunch over this?
Luke: Sure, but you can't persuade me to join the Dark Side.
Vader: At least I tried.

Roll credits.

[Ron Burgundy]

Lol

Ill have a go.

Luke: NOOOOOOO! Wait What?
Vader: Yeah, sorry i didnt tell you earlier
Luke: You're an asshole!
Vader: Oh yeah! Well how would you like it if you only had half a body.
Luke: I dont care, my real father is dead
Vader: Well, what about joining the Dark side?
Luke: How dark is it?
Vader: Its pretty dark, like at night when theres no moons shining
Luke: OK, im in, but dont tell anyone.
Vader: Oh you're gonna love it here....*bumps head into low hanging beam*