Musician Quote Spectacular

[W]

Same deal... One quote a day to start. Many of them are super hard... I think. Some are known more as actors now and sometimes the word "musician" is used loosely. I won't have access to a computer the next five days during the day, so I'll let you know if they're right at night.

1. Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again.
2. Look at the chicks! Boy, if we were Methodists, what a shot we could have had of getting laid right here.
3. Success, fame, and fortune, they're all illusions. All there is that is real is the friendship that two can share.
4. You wanna know something - on you, wet is my favourite colour.
5. Yeah. It's been turned off due to insufficient fundellations.
6. I, um, hope you won't think me rude, but do you happen to know out of whose *bowl* you're eating?
7. One, if I lose, I'm gonna beat that ass. Two, if I lose, I'm gonna beat that ass. So pop two quarters in, pop tart, and let's get this game on, I'll be gettin' that ass!
8. Zug-zug!
9. Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative.
10. You can't break something thats already broken.
11. Man a drug dealer is the worst kind of brother. I mean, he won't sell it to his sister. He won't sell it to his mother, but he'll sell it to one a his boys on the street.
12. You been a waste since the day I took you in. Now it's time to take your medicine.
13. Box him in and run him down, but be gentle... I want him WITHOUT A SCRATCH.
14. Do you believe there is a part of yourself, deep inside in your mind, with things you don't want other people to see? During a session when I'm inside, I get to see those things.
15. Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face.
16. I heard of you, man... *you're* famous!
17. Look, she sounds cool. But I have to tell you guys something. I'm not one of those singers who appear in movies. I made it this far without doing it.
18. I do know your reputation. So I choose my words very carefully. You tell Harry to go fuck himself.
19. Ward, I think you were a little hard on the beaver. So was Eddie Haskell, Wally, and Mrs. Cleaver.
20. Rule number five... Show no love. Love will get you killed.
21. In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks.
22. They sent in their best man, and when we roll across the 59th Street bridge tomorrow, on our way to freedom, we're going to have their best man leading the way - from the neck up! On the hood of my car!
23. I'll tell you what, if our school was this nice I would go there more than once a week.
24. Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about what's going on in the hood. They had all this foreign shit. They didn't have shit on my brother, man.
25. You just-you ain't gettin' it. You don't understand. This is the only thing you're ever gonna have. Forever, it carries you forever. It's an ugly fact of life. Donnie, hell. It's the only fact of life. You got one year, one stinkin' year to make yourself some memories, son. That's all. It's gone after that. And I'll be damned if you're not gonna miss it.
26. Party my ass, this ain't no nightclub!
27. You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka.
28. I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.
29. Won't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?
30. Nobody on this planet wants their religion and their pornography together.
31. I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
32. You know back in the 60's, we used to smoke this shit on the street. Cops didn't say nothin', Hell, they were gettin' high to; everybody was good. It wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, ya know. It was the thing to do because it got you high. Can you dig it?
33. Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love that rock n' roll!
34. Congratulations! You're the first to survive the audition!
35. You know I liked you a whole lot better when you've had a few drinks in you?
36. Last night never happened, you hear me? I'm gonna marry him anyway and last night never happened, and you and I are gonna take this to our coffins!
37. Next stop, Sunset Boulevard! I guess it's Sunset Boulevard.
38. Evelyn was in this city for a long time. She saw a lot that was terrible, but she stayed hopeful. She still believed that things were getting better, sometimes despite all evidence. And that's a hard thing to do, stay hopeful. Even when you can't find a reason.
39. It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is still living with yourself forever.
40. It's called Karate, man. Only two kinds of people know it, The Chinese and The King. And one of them is me.
41. I'm Bill Murray, you're everybody else.
42. I loves Ben Franklin girl, and I can listen to you talk about his stinkin' ass all day long.
43. Wrong foot.
44. You lock me out, no money, no place to go, a sister got to get her cheese on.
45. We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
46. What if at a key moment in the game my, my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops., my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?
47. I am an urban informer. I am not a snitch.
48. You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.
49. Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is.
50. What about this: a tribe of asparagus children, but they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells?

[Buscemi]

8. Ringo Starr, Caveman

[numbersix]

49 is The Wedding Singer, Billy Idol

[undeadmonkey]

39 is easy, Captain Barbossa (Geoffry Rush) from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

[W]

39 is easy, Captain Barbossa (Geoffry Rush) from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

At the World's End is right... Category = musicians, though and I don't think he's a musician (I may be wrong, in any case, its someone else.).

[undeadmonkey]

double post

[undeadmonkey]

oh crap wrong pirate

[W]

Who is it?

[undeadmonkey]

Kieth Richards character

[frendo]

32. Willie Nelson from Half Baked.

[W]

Everything is right

[Donte77]

I answered this earlier but it disappeared.

27 is Prince from Purple Rain.

[Geezer]

40. Jack White- Walk Hard

And one of the only other ones i knew was the Prince one. And I only knew that from Chapelle's Show.

[Donte77]

40. Jack White- Walk Hard

One of the (un)intentionally funny lines from Walk Hard. Karate is Japanese.

[Geezer]

I think it was intentional, I actually think its one of the funniest parts of the movie, just because of the delivery