The Obligatory Fantaversian Birthday Thread

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Thanks, folks.

FYI, this site doesn't know my real birthday since I figure it's easily hacked, so you still have time to FedEx me fancy French pastries, Irish Whiskey, and whatever local delicacies they make in Arizona. Snake venom salsa, maybe?

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JohnErle wrote:
April 23rd, 2020, 3:08 pm
Thanks, folks.

FYI, this site doesn't know my real birthday since I figure it's easily hacked, so you still have time to FedEx me fancy French pastries, Irish Whiskey, and whatever local delicacies they make in Arizona. Snake venom salsa, maybe?

Actually, the unofficial state food of Arizona is chimichangas (snake meat optional).
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FYI, I did google "Arizona Cuisine" looking for inspiration for that joke, and I have to ask, what the hell are cactus fries with prickly pear sauce?

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JohnErle wrote:
April 24th, 2020, 12:21 pm
FYI, I did google "Arizona Cuisine" looking for inspiration for that joke, and I have to ask, what the hell are cactus fries with prickly pear sauce?
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I think too much could potentially go wrong for me to ever try those. It reminds of Spring Surprise from the Whizzo Chocolate sketch.

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Shrykespeare wrote:
April 23rd, 2020, 5:53 pm
JohnErle wrote:
April 23rd, 2020, 3:08 pm
Thanks, folks.

FYI, this site doesn't know my real birthday since I figure it's easily hacked, so you still have time to FedEx me fancy French pastries, Irish Whiskey, and whatever local delicacies they make in Arizona. Snake venom salsa, maybe?

Actually, the unofficial state food of Arizona is chimichangas (snake meat optional).
I thought it was the cheese crisp.
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JohnErle wrote:
April 23rd, 2020, 3:08 pm
Thanks, folks.

FYI, this site doesn't know my real birthday since I figure it's easily hacked, so you still have time to FedEx me fancy French pastries, Irish Whiskey, and whatever local delicacies they make in Arizona. Snake venom salsa, maybe?
Fuck, why didn't I think of this. I don't need these pesky hackers filling up my mailbox sending me birthday cards and shit.
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I still get those stupid birthday emails from sites I haven't visited in years, but not on the right day. I usually put in something reasonably close to my birthday, so getting notifications spread out over a longer period of time makes my birthday feel like a month-long celebration, as it should be.

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MIlestone birthdays this month:


5/4 - Will Arnett turns 50
5/4 - Nicholas Hamilton turns 20
5/5 - Lance Henriksen turns 80
5/7 - Randall "Tex" Cobb turns 70
5/10 - Bono turns 60
5/12 - Gabriel Byrne turns 70
5/12 - Bruce Boxleitner turns 70
5/12 - Samantha Mathis turns 50
5/13 - Stevie Wonder turns 70
5/15 - Sophie Cookson turns 30
5/16 - Thomas Brodie-Sangster turns 30
5/16 - Belle Shouse turns 20
5/18 - Tina Fey turns 50
5/20 - Tony Goldwyn turns 60
5/22 - Nazanin Boniadi turns 40
5/24 - Doug Jones turns 60
5/24 - Kristin Scott Thomas turns 60
5/30 - Jared Gilmore turns 20
5/31 - Chris Elliott turns 60
5/31 - Clint Eastwood turns 90
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Milestone birthdays in June 2020:


6/1 - Willow Shields turns 20
6/3 - Benedict Wong turns 50
6/7 - Tom Jones turns 80
6/8 - Sonia Braga turns 70
6/8 - Kathy Baker turns 70
6/13 - Aaron Taylor-Johnson turns 30
6/17 - Will Forte turns 50
6/17 - Thomas Haden Church turns 60
6/18 - David Giuntoli turns 40
6/18 - Jacob Anderson turns 30
6/19 - Gena Rowlands turns 90
6/20 - Tika Sumpter turns 40
6/23 - Melissa Rauch turns 40
6/24 - Nancy Allen turns 70
6/26 - Jason Schwartzman turns 40
6/26 - Nick Offerman turns 50
6/26 - Paul Thomas Anderson turns 50
6/26 - Chris O'Donnell turns 50
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Happy birthday, W!!!

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Thanks, dudes.
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July milestone birthdays:


Margot Robbie turns 30 on 7/2
Olivia Munn turns 40 on 7/3
Eva Green turns 40 on 7/6
Jessica Simpson turns 40 on 7/10
Bruce McGill turns 70 on 7/11
Patrick Stewart turns 80 on 7/13
Jane Lynch turns 60 on 7/14
James Brolin turns 80 on 7/18
Kristen Bell turns 40 on 7/18
Bill Murray turns 70 on 7/21
Alex Trebek turns 80 on 7/22
Dan Hedaya turns 80 on 7/24
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau turns 50 on 7/27
Frank Stallone turns 70 on 7/30
Richard Linklater turns 60 on 7/30
Christopher Nolan turns 50 on 7/30
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August Milestone Birthdays:

Kevin Smith turns 50 on 8/2
Martin Sheen turns 80 on 8/3
John Landis turns 70 on 8/3
M. Night Shyamalan turns 50 on 8/6
Julie Kavner turns 70 on 8/7
David Duchovny turns 60 on 8/7
Thomas Lennon turns 50 on 8/9
Bill Skarsgard turns 30 on 8/9
Antonio Banders turns 60 on 8/10
Maggie Lawson turns 40 on 8/12
Dominique Swain turns 40 on 8/12
Anthony Anderson turns 50 on 8/15
Jennifer Lawrence turns 30 on 8/15
Timothy Hutton turns 60 on 8/16
Sean Penn turns 60 on 8/17
Jill St. John turns 80 on 8/19
River Phoenix would have turned 40 on 8/23
Sean Connery turns 90 on 8/25
Melissa McCarthy turns 50 on 8/26
Chris Pine turns 40 on 8/26
Macauley Culkin turns 40 on 8/26
Happy 30th birthday Jennifer Lawrence! (8/15/20)

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