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Best Lines of 2009

Postby Shrykespeare » December 21st, 2009, 2:41 am

In this thread, let's review some of the single best lines of the year. Or, if you prefer, it can be an exchange of lines. Here are some that I remember right off the bat. You shouldn't have any trouble recognizing the films they come from.


"So get some more guys and it'll be an even fight."
"SUUUUUUUSSAAANNN!"
"Ooooh! That's a bingo!"
"These damn things are hotter than a stiff cock!"
"Who said anything about arresting you?"
"Hulk's got me in a sleeper hold!"
"Fellas, YOU called ME."
"I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
"I'm not locked in here with you. YOU'RE locked in here with ME!"
"The pizza is chasing us?!"
"You're gaming me!"
"You do stupid shit when you're fucked up."
"Squirrel!"
"I'm gonna cut your goddamned head off. See if that works."
"My hair is blue! IT'S BLUE!!!!!!"
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Re: Best Lines of 2009

Postby W » December 21st, 2009, 3:49 am

"Get off my lawn!"
"Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFOs ever seem to land in."
"Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!"
"Look man you told my fiancee she needs to give me bloweys, in front of my whole family. Alright you owe me."
"I love you, Bro Montana." "I love you, Broseph Goebbels."
"I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains."
"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no.""
"So what type of combat training do you have?" "Fencing."
"I haven't cried like that since Titanic!"
"Garfield maybe."

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I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em floories.
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Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon.
Is there a payphone bank? Buncha payphones? Business.
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Re: Best Lines of 2009

Postby Buscemi » December 21st, 2009, 3:55 am

W wrote:"I love you, Bro Montana." "I love you, Broseph Goebbels."


And this is a good reason why I Love You, Man had one of the year's worst scripts.
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Re: Best Lines of 2009

Postby W » December 21st, 2009, 3:59 am

I thought it was funny... But, in terms of movie lines, The Hangover easily dominates. Practically everything out of Alan's mouth is great, Bradley Cooper has some good ones, and (some of) the supporting cast has some (roofies, "NOT UP IN HERE!", What happens in Vegas).
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Re: Best Lines of 2009

Postby J.I. » December 26th, 2009, 12:07 am

"Flint Lockwood!"
"I do not like the cone of shame."
"I will stop the dogs. Stop, you dogs!"
"We will send them a message, that this, this is our world."
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Re: Best Lines of 2009

Postby Shrykespeare » December 26th, 2009, 1:58 am

"What are you trained to do? .....Nothing!"
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?"
"Remember how I said 'You'll thank me later?' It's later."
"I'm not a quack, I'm a mad scientist!"
"Holmes, does your depravity know no bounds?!"
"It's time to get Buck Wild."
"That.... well, the hooker thing is definitely a lie!"
"I don't know how to fight, I'm a comedian!"
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Re: Best Lines of 2009

Postby Buscemi » December 26th, 2009, 2:07 am

One nomination:

the entire "fuck you" argument in Observe and Report, where fuck is said at least 25 times in one minute
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Re: Best Lines of 2009

Postby Geezer » December 26th, 2009, 12:10 pm

"Why would I blow up the Chik-fil-A its fucking delicious"
and
"My dick is brown you dumb mother fucker"

quite possibly the two funniest lines from 09.
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Re: Best Lines of 2009

Postby becs » December 26th, 2009, 8:25 pm

So I'm sure I have probably seen most of the movies these came from but I honestly don't think I could put a name to what movies any of these came from.. well other than the ones with dead giveaways in the quote.
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Re: Best Lines of 2009

Postby BanksIsDaFuture » December 27th, 2009, 11:47 pm

Shrykespeare wrote:In this thread, let's review some of the single best lines of the year. Or, if you prefer, it can be an exchange of lines. Here are some that I remember right off the bat. You shouldn't have any trouble recognizing the films they come from.



"Ooooh! That's a bingo!"
"These damn things are hotter than a stiff cock!"

"Who said anything about arresting you?"
"You're gaming me!"
"You do stupid shit when you're fucked up."



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Re: Best Lines of 2009

Postby Shrykespeare » December 27th, 2009, 11:49 pm

Inglourious Basterds, Julie & Julia, The International, Duplicity and The Hangover.
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Re: Best Lines of 2009

Postby W » December 28th, 2009, 4:37 am

The Hangover should win "Lines of the Year" (these are all from memory, so they aren't all exact)

Drunk driving... Classic!
Is this hotel beeper friendly?
He was a rah-tard.
There's a Jungle Cat in the bathroom.
Could you put some fucking pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon.
Easy on the inseam, you pervert!
I don't care if we kill someone!
I'm somewhat of a lone wolf.
Are my shades ok?
I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
This is Doug's phone. (We used that one the other day.)
Mam, you in the leopard print dress... You have an amazing rack!

The other day my brother's in-laws were in town and we were watching the San Diego game. They were from California and were talking about the city of SD, so of course I said, "I heard it was pretty classy." No clue. Basically, that's why Hangover is this year's Anchorman.

There were a couple from Zombieland as well, such as:

I haven't cried like that since Titanic!
I hate coconut. Not the flavor, just the consistancy.
Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards?
Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it... (I thought this one was funny, but aren't sure anyone else did)
Pretty soon life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.
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Re: Best Lines of 2009

Postby Buscemi » December 28th, 2009, 5:35 am

Actually, I think it was "Drunk driving? NIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCEE!"

I like "This is my favorite part coming up!" followed by Tyson doing airdrums.

My nominations:
-the entire fuck you argument from Observe and Report
-"I have just met you and I love you." (Up)
-"This is my favorite part coming up!"
-"This isn't weed killer!" (Ponyo)
-"Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement!" (Inglourious Basterds)
-"Fuck a duck!" (Inglourious Basterds)
-"He scored a touchdown!" (Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans)
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Re: Best Lines of 2009

Postby W » December 28th, 2009, 3:42 pm

I'm fairly certain it was "Classic." So I checked IMDb... it is "Driving drunk. Classic."
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Re: Best Lines of 2009

Postby Geezer » December 28th, 2009, 6:05 pm

Boondock Saints 2

Connor MacManus: You ready for this shit, my dear brother?
Murphy MacManus: Let's do some gratuitous violence.

Connor MacManus: Everyone quiet. Romeo's crying!

Gangster at bar: "Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
Murphy MacManus: It's Irish for "you're fucked".

Romeo: Who ordered the whup ass fajita?
Murphy MacManus: What?
Connor MacManus: Whup ass fajita?
Murphy MacManus, Connor MacManus: That's fuckin' stupid.

Murphy MacManus: It's ridiculous! Probably based on some stupid shit ya saw in a movie! And here I am AGAIN all tyin' myself up with rope! What is the deal with you and rope? Honestly!

Romeo: Are you saying I look gay?
Murphy MacManus: No. You just hail from a colorful...
Romeo: You don't know me. You think these make me look gay?
Irish Gun Dealer: You look like you might have seen one up close.

Romeo: Why can't i help you guy? Its because I'm a Mexican aint it?
Connor MacManus: How dare you insinuate such a thing! It has nothing to do with the fact that your a greasy spic.

Zombieland:

Tallahassee: Time to nut up or shut up!

Tallahassee: I HATE coconut. Not the flavor, but the consistency.

Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: ...I've never hit a kid before... I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?

Little Rock: [as Bill Murray is dying] Do you have any regrets?
Bill Murray: Maybe Garfield

Inglourious Basterds:

Lt. Aldo Raine: You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, Business is a-boomin'.

Lt. Aldo Raine: We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!

Col. Hans Landa: You'll be shot for this!
Lt. Aldo Raine: Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before

Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement!

Lt. Aldo Raine: We just wanted to say we're a big fan of your work. When it comes to killing Nazis. I think you show great talent. And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent. But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. We all come here to see if you wanna go pro.

Lt. Aldo Raine: Bonjourno

Observe and Report:

Saddamn: My dick is brown, you dumb motherfucker!

Saddamn: Why the fuck would I want to blow up the Chick-fil-A? It's fucking delicious!

Watchmen:

Rorschach: None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*!

Jon Osterman: Reassembling myself was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Osterman... did you really think it would kill me? I have walked across the surface of the Sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.

Rorschach: Jon Osterman: Reassembling myself was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Osterman... did you really think it would kill me? I have walked across the surface of the Sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.

Dr. Manhattan: She was pregnant. And you gunned her down.
Edward Blake: That's right. And you know what, you watched me. You could've turned the gun into steam, the bullets into mercury, the bottle into goddamned snowflakes but you didn't, did you? You really don't give a damn about human beings. You're driftin' out of touch, Doc. God help us all.

The Hangover:

Alan Garner: Okay, well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a ruh-tard.
Stu Price: A what?
Alan Garner: He was a ruh-tard.

Mr. Chow: Suck on these tiny Chinese Nuts!
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