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My favorite thing of the day. It was good by itself, but with Jim Ross calling it it's priceless.

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Thanks. I had the greatest six rounds ever grabbing in order Doug Martin, Montee Ball, Keenan Allen, Vernon Davis, and Reggie Wayne. My #7 pick is the only one of my draft picks that started the championship game (Golden Tate).
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Since the season is starting and I really don't care either way, I thought Tranny might like this (yes, it's a real shirt).

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I heard it was the only thing that could beat Ditka in his prime.
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Now that Lemmy is dead, we needed a new God. And now we have one.

Larry Fitzgerald.


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I don't follow the NFL anymore but as long one of those bandwagon teams (Broncos, Patriots, Steelers) loses the Super Bowl, I'm happy.
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I can't handle another Patriots Super Bowl appearance/victory, so hopefully the ghost of Peyton Manning can take them out next week.
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The best hope of that is Manning getting hurt on the first play of the game. I can't believe Kubiak doesn't see Osweiler gives them a better chance to win.
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So, Laremy Tunsil was loaned a car, then loaned $3000 to get a car of his own, stayed two days in someone else's house, and had his mom's electric bill paid. For that Ole Miss must pay!!!

Seriously this year this guy is worth $3-4 million a year now (possibly twice as much if these things didn't come out) in a slotted, salary capped system that holds salaries down. But last year he was worth room and board.
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My God, has it been a stressful evening. As a Chiefs fan for the past 25 years it was stressful enough, but now that I can legally lay money on it? Placed a $100 bet on KC before the season started (legalized it like five days before the start of the season) and they gave out so many bonuses trying to get people hooked... $5 paid out $255 on either team on DraftKings. I hit 7/8 props. It’s time for a break...

It was pretty depressing for most of the third quarter. You knew it would be only a matter of time before the flurry started, but was it too late? I feel like when Dirk finally got his ring (been a Mavs fan as long as KC). I don’t know how much sleep I’ll get tonight.
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If Tom Brady was Touchdown Tom for his late-game heroics, what does that make Patrick Mahomes?
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I just call him Patrick MaHalloffame.

Him and Luka are going to give me another good 15 or so sports years.
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The NFL was on Nickelodeon earlier and someone actually said fuck on air.

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I've been following the Deshaun Watson investigation (of which I'm sure the NFL has already fucked it up, see the Ray Rice investigation) and it makes me wonder if we'll be seeing it go even further, such as the Texans, Clemson, and those connected to either or. I have a feeling this could be as big as the Baylor scandal was.
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Looking at the halfway point of the season. Did anyone expect two divisions to have every team be over .500?

Also, the Bills losing to Jacksonville has to look embarrassing. Also makes you question if they are for real.
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